• when he lives in the jungle without a razor?
• do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are flat?
• do banks charge a fee on ‘insufficient funds’ when they know there is not enough?
• do Kamikaze pilots wear helmets?
• does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet?

Have you ever stopped and wondered…?

• Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, ‘I think I’ll squeeze these pink dangly things here, and drink whatever comes out?’
• Who was the first person to say, ‘See that chicken there… I’m going to eat the next thing that comes out of its tail-end.’
• Who decided there should be a light in the fridge and not in the freezer?
• Who decided Goofy should stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? After all, they’re both dogs.
• If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests?